From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake, when you make it again.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Confidence is the feeling you have, before you understand the situation.
When a man's stomach is full, it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor.
A myth is a religion, in which no one any longer believes.
There is never enough time, unless you're serving it.
There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
All growth depends upon activity.
There is no development physically or intellectually without effort, and effort means work.
You can tell the ideals of a nation, by its advertisements.
Win new friends but keep the old. The first are silver, the latter gold.
Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know.
Whether women are better than men I cannot say, but I can say they are certainly no worse.
Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools, that don't have brains enough to be honest.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
The great menace to the life of an industry is industrial self-complacency.
The artist does not see things as they are, but as he is.
The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back.
Books are like a mirror. If an ass looks in, you can't expect an angel to look out.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Action may not always bring happiness; but there is no happiness without action.
If you make every game a life and death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot.
Catch on fire with enthusiasm and people will come for miles to watch you burn.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
I know not with what weapon World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
The less you know about a subject, the longer it takes you to explain it.
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
Footprints on the sands of time are not made by sitting down.
The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination is locked up in the safe.
Behind everyone who behaves as if he were superior to others, we can suspect a feeling of inferiority which calls for very special efforts of concealment. It is as if a man feared that he was too small and walked on his toes to make himself seem taller.
The human body is a peculiar device, pat it on the back and the head swells.
He that waits upon fortune, is never sure of a dinner.
Rust consumes iron and envy consumes itself.
Reading furnishes the mind only with material for knowledge, it is thinking that makes what we read ours.
Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools, that don't have brains enough to be honest.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is research.
At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wife; and at forty, the judgment.
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
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